GENERAL MSGS

1. meethi se hawa lagi abhi abhi,kya aapne yaad kiya abhi abhi,
Apse milne ki kismet to nahi phir bhi yu laga ,aap mil kar gaye abhi…!!


2. Kya hai dil ki halat batana nahi ata, kisi ko aise tadpana nahi ata.
Sunna chahte hai ek bar awaz aapki magar baat karne ka bahana nahi aata…



3. subah teri-sham meri ho din tera-raat meri ho hasi teri-udasi meri ho
aur maut aaye to dost kabar teri or usme laash meri ho…..


4. life is only travelled once,today’s momentbecomes tomorrow’smemory
Enjoy every moment good or bad,becose the gift of life is life its


5. Umer ki rah me raste badal jate hai,waqt ki andhi me insane badal jate hai.
Sochte hai tumhe itna yaad na kare lekin ankh band karte hi irade badal jate hai…


7. aapke bistar pe makdi lage,aapke room me machhar phire,rajai phate,puri raat thand lage.
Aapke sapno me bhoot aaye. Agar aap mujhe bhool jayen….

8. daulat hai muzko jindgi se pyari,daulat ke liye kar du kurban yari
daulat ke liye tod du dosti tumhari.ab tumse kya chupana tum hi to ho daulat hamari…

9. unhone dekha or ansu gir pade,bhari barsat me jaise phool bikhre pade
gam wo nahi k unhone hume alvida kaha,gum to ye hai ki uske bad wo khud ro pade…

10. kisi ko apna banana me der lag jati hai,ke wada nibhane meder lag jati hai.
Pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,par use bhulane me umer lag jati hai….

11. what is love? Shakespeare say’s:- do not ask the person who loves some one,
but ask the person who is loosing some one. They only can feel the true love…

12. is kadar na har bat yaro se pucho,jo bat raaj ki ho isharo se pucho.
Lahro se khelna to samundar ka shouk hai, lagti hai chot kitni kinaro se pucho….

13. fulin ki wadi me ho basera aap ka, sitaron ke aangan me ho ghar aapka.
Dua hai ek dost ki ek dost ko, ki sare jahan se khubsurat ho savera aapka….

14. Sunday mean’s:-
s:-sote raho
u:-utho der se
n:-nahao mat
d:-dekhte raho tv
a:-arem hi karo
y:-yad karo doston kokam se kamek bar
so enjoy ur Sunday….!

15. 7 girl 1 smile, 7 smile 1 meet, 7 meeting 1prapose, 7 prapose 1 love,7 love 1 marrige.
1 marrige 7777777 problem so beware of marriage..

16. pak need 5 run’s in 1 ball.injamam says ya ali ek or chhaka de,
allah replied kutte pura Pakistan phar diya aur kitne du…

17. e kalam jara ruk k chal, kya haseen mausam aaya hai…
thodi der rook ja teri nok ke neeche mere dost ka naam aaya hai…

18. half of the problem in life are because we act with out thinking,,and
because we keep thinking without acting!...

19. duriyon se frak padta nahi, bat to dil ki najdikiyon se hoti hai
dosti to kuch khas aap jaise logo se hai. Warna mulakat to na jane kitno se hoti hai….

20. koi dost aisa banaya jaye, jiske asuon ko dil me chupaya jaye
rahe uska mera rista kuch aisa ki agar wo ho udas to mera bhi na muskuraya jaye….

21. roj kisi ka intjar rahata hai roj ye dil bekarar hota hai
kash k koi samaj pata ki chup rahane walon ko bhi kisise pyar hota hai….

22. rehne de aasma wamen ki talash kar,sab kuch yahin hai,na kahin aur talash kar.
Har aarzo puri ho to jine ka kya maja ? jeene ke liye kam ki talash kar….

23.. hamne khawaish ki aashiyane ki,chal padi aandhiyan jamane ki,
hamare gum ko duniya na samajh saki, kyun ki hame aadat thi muskurane ki…….

24.banta:-ye chaku kyu ubal rahe ho.
Santa:-suicide karne ke liye
Banta:-to chaku ubalne ki kya jarurat hai.
Santa:-taki septic na ho jaye…

25. har dua Kabul nahi hoti, har aarzu puri nahi hoti
jinke dil me aap jaise dost rahte ho,unke liye dhadkan bhi jaruri nahi hoti,

26. mom ki tarah pighalti hai jindgi,gamo ki agg me jalti hai jindgi,
thokarlage to gam nahi karma,thokar lagkar hi sambhlti hai jindgi…

27. 1st friend:- yar badi mushkil me hoon meri bibi mujhse 1 kiss ka 100 rs leti hai
2nd friend:- yar tu bahut lucky hai,doosron se to 500 rs leti hai!...

28. sunhari dhoop barsat ke bad,thodi se hasi har bat ke bad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko ye naye din kal raat ke bad….

29. sone ke kitne bhi tukde kar lo uski kimat kam nahi hohi,
vaise hi aap jaise dost kitne bhi door ho aapki ahmiyat kam nahi hoti…

30. hum itne sweet nahi ki diabetes ho jaye,na itne salty ki bp bad jaye
na itne testy ki maja aa jaye,par itne kadwe bhi nahi ki yaad na aaye….

31. jab kabhi khyal aaya to aapka aaya,aankhe band ki to khwab aapka aaya,
socha yaad karlu khuda ko pal do pal, par hoth khule to naam aapa aaya..

32. hum mitti ke aashiyane banate gaye ,bana bana ke mitate gaye.
Hamen apna koi bana na saka, hum har kisi ko apna banate chale gaye….

33. hatho pe hasi, ankho main khushi,gum ka kahin naam na ho.
Kal ki subah le aaye aap ke liye itni khushi jiski kabhi shaam na ho.

34. suraj se achchha sitara koi nahi,jaisa hai rishta koi nahi.
Chaahe sari duniya me dhund lo, mujh jaisa pyara or aap jaisa aawara koi nahi.

35. ae zindgi yu mujhse daga na kar main jinda rahun ye dua na kar.
Koi dekhta hai use to hoti hai jalan, ae hawa tub hi use chua na kar.

36. kabhi to teri paikhon pe jhilmilaun main,tu intezar kare aur aaun main.
Mere dost samundar main le ja karfareb mat karma,kaho to kinare pe doob jaun main.

37. khuda ne agar ye rishta banaya na hota,ek dost ko duje se milaya na hota.
Zindgi ho jati bejaan,agar maine aap jaisa dost paya na hota…

38. hum apni dosti ko yadoon me sajayenge,dur rahkar bhi band ankho me najar ayenge.
Hum koi waqt nahi jo beet jayenge, jab yad karoge tab chale ayenge….

39. wo chand hai par aap se pyara to nahi,parwane ka shama ke bina gujara to nahi.
Is dil ne suni thi abhi mithhi si ek awaaz, kahin aapne hume pukara to nahin.

40. jiske pyaar ke liye dil tapadta hai, jiske intezaar mein dil tarsta hai.
Kya kahein is kambakht dil ko, jo apna hokar bhi kissi aur ke liye dhadkta hai.

41. kis kadar khub hai dillagi aapki, aaj bhi dil mein basi hai dosti aapki
jab bhi fursat ke lamhein mile hume dil ne mehsus ki hai kami aapki.

42. bade ajib hai ye zindagi ke ye raaste anjane mod par kucch log khaas ban jaate hain
milne ki khushi de ya na de bichdne ka gam zaroor de jaate hain.

43. dillagi doston ke naam hoti hai,didari doston ki shaan hoti hai
kahin bhi raho par rahoge dil mein,yahi sachi dosti ki pehchaan hito hai.

44. kaash koi exam ka insurance karwa deta, to har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete
pass hote to thik warna insurance claim karwa lete.

45. koi tumhe bole u r crazy don’t be angry koi abole u r stupid b cool
lekin koi bole u r smart, thappad mar dena sale ko majak ki bhi had hoti hai.

46. maliika sherawat decided to commit suicide, so she sleeped between railway tracks
spreading her legs open next day headlines,”rajdhaani missed”.

47. jeevan ki sabse kharab baat , kissi ki aankhon mein aansu hona aapki wajah se
aur sabse pyaari baat, kissi ki aankhon mein aansu hona aapke liye.

48. aapko bhul jaun namunkin si baat hai, aapko na ho yakin ye aur baat hai
jab tak rahegi saas tab tak rahoge yaad, ye saans tut jaaye to aur baat hai.

49. har farz dosti ka ada karega maun,jab hum hi na rahe to dosti karega kaun.
Ai khuda mere dost ko salamat rakhnawarna meri dosti ki dua karega kaun…

50. haste rahe aap hajaro ke beech,haste hai jaise phool baharo ke beech.
Roshan rahe aap duniya main aise ,jaise gagan hai chnd sitaro ke beech….

51. ladki patane ka naya tarika-chupke se uske piche ja kar usko darao
agar wo hasi to samjho pat gayi agar gussa kari to jor jor se chillao didi dar gai,didi dar gai…

52. kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane ke bad,kis ka karu intjar tere aane ke bad.
yo dosto ke lye jaan luta dete hai log.mughe malum hua tumhe dost banana ke bad..

53. wo na aye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gai, unse milne kit manna sukun tabah kar gai.
Ahat hui socha dua asar kar gai,darwaja khola to ddekha majak humse hawa kar gai…

54. us dil se pyar karo jo aapko dard de,par us dil ko dard no do jo tumse pyar kare.
Qki aap duniya ke liye ek ho,par kise ek ke liye sare duniya ho…

55. rishton ko man se jataya aapne,dur hote huye bhi rishta nibhaya aapne.
Kabhi bhool nahi paayenge hum aapko,kyokiyad rakhna hi sikhaya aapne..

56. bejan phoolko khushbu dena koi aapse sikhe,rote huye ko hasana koi aapse sikhe.
Dost banana to har koi janta hai,dost ko chuna lagana koi aapse sikhe..

57. taswer banana hai par koi aks nahi milta,dil ki kitab ko koi shaqs nahi milta.
Firte rahe hai wo zamane ki talash me,bus hamare liye hi unhe waqt nahi milta…

58. mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena,jab mar jau ek ghunt wiski mere whoton pe laga dena.
Main taj mahal to nahi mangta yaro,bas meri kbar par ek girl’s hostal khulwa dena..

59. wo dard hi kya jo aankho se beh jaye. Wo khushe hi kya jo hotho per reh jaye
kabhi to samjho meri khamoshi ko,wo baat hikya jo alfaj asani se keh jaye…

60. similarity brtween gandhiji and mallika sherawat.
Answer:-dono ne kapde tyag diye,ek ne desh ke liye dusri ne desh wasiyon ke liye..

61. fulon ki tariff to sab karte hai,badi mushkil se log kanto par gaur karte hai.
Mali to sirf naam ke hote hai, phulon ki hifajat to kante karte hai..

62. kash hum aapke mob. No. hote,har samay aapko yaad hote.
Bhale aap hame badal dete,par humse bichadne ki khabar to sabko dete…

63. zindgi ek raat hai.jisme na jane kitne khwaab hai.jo mil gaya wo apna hai.
Jo toot gaya wo sapna hai,so enjoy every moment…

64. chand ki dosti raat se subah tak,suraj ki dosti subah se shaam tak.
Par hamara pyar,phhli mulakat se aakhri saans tak….

65. a boy trying to propose a girl,finally proposed in a unique way:-
“kyat um tumhari chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar mujhe dogi”?

66. a man asked tu god:-100 saal aapke liye kya hai
god:-1sec
man:-100 crore rupies aap ke liye kya hai
god:-1 coin
man:- to mughe 1 coin de do
god:- 1 sec ruk ja.

67. kis dil sw teri wafa ki tariff maangu,kis mahobbatse teri judai ka dard mangu.
Mughe to dar hai tujhe khone ka,kis dua se tujhe pane ki dua maangu…

68. sajti rahe khushiyon ki mehfil,har khushi suhani rahe.
Aap jindgi mai itne khush raho ,ki har khushi aap tak aane ki diwani rahe.

69. karni hai khuda se ek gujarish teri dosti ke siwa koi bandgi na mile .
har janam me mile dost tere jaisa ,ya phie kabhi zindgi na mile…

70. samet lo sitaron ko hatho me apne,bahut dur tak rat hi rar hogi.
Musafir hai hum bhi or tum bhi,kabhi na kabhi-kahen na kahen to mulukat hogi…

71. bahut chaha magar bhula na sake khayalo me kisi aur ko la na sake.
Unhe dekh kar ansu to ponch liye par kisi or ko dekh kar muskura na sake..

72. pyar chupta nahi aankhe jhukane se, dil rukta nahi kisi ke samjhane se
hum use yaad karte he jeene k bahane se.kyu ki ruk jati hai dhadkan use bhul jane se..

73. bhool jane ka honsla na hua,door rah kar wo juda na huye.
Unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte,koi dusra unke jaisa na hua..

74. pyar se pyari koi majburi nahi hoti,kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti.
Dilon ka juda hona ek alag bat hai,najron se door hona koi majburi nahi hoti..

75. wade karte hai ,kasme khate hai,phir bhi na janr kyon lig saath chod jate hai.
Hame to taklif hoti hai phool yodne me bhi, na jane kaise log dil tod jate hai.

76. ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahe,ret pe likha naam kabhi tikta nahe.
Log khate hai ki hum patther dil hai,lekin pattharon pe likhe naam kabhi mitt e nahi..

77. there are too many of us praying 2god 2removethe mauntainsof difficulty.
What we really need to pray for is the courage to climb them…

78. dard-e-dil sahana aasan nahi hota,kimti chijo ka hqdar har koi nahi hota.
Ye khuda ki maharbani haiwarne tum jaise chindichor ke pas mobile nahi hota.

79. geeto ki sargam hai koi saaz nahi,labo ki khamoshi hai koi aawaj nahi.
Khuda ki ibadat haiye dosti apni, kisi rishte ki mohtaj nahi…

80. waqt ke panne palat kar phir wo hasen lamhe jine ko dil chahta hai..
kabhi muskuraya karte the sab dost milkar, aaj unhe saath dekhne ko jee chahta hai…

81. tanha kabhi khud ko Kbhi hone na dena,apno ko kabhi rone na dena.
Aap bahut khas ho hamare liye,is khyal ko apne se kabhi juda hone na dena..

82. hindi teacher ask:-kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai.
Sardar:- local call, std call,trunk call,isd call and “sastriy call”

83. sab kahte hai ache log mar kar sitare ban jate hai.magar sach to ye hai.
Ache sitare tutkar aap jaise ache dost ban jate hai….

84. chupke se chand ki roshni aapko chu jaye,dhire se hawa kuch keh jaye.
Dil se jise chahte ho mang lo khuda se,hum dua karenge ki aapko wo mil jaye..

85. koi cheej bewafai se badhkar kya kya hogi,gum e imtehan judai se badhkar kya hogi.
Kisi ko deni ho saja uske jawani me,toc.a. ki padhai se badkar kya hogi..

86. system of love:-
jan:-rose
feb:-propose
mar:-gift
april:-lift
may:-chating
jun:-dating
jul:-hugging
aug:-missing
sep:-drop
oct:-escape
nov:-rest
dec:-next

87. har sajda maqbool khuda ho jaye,teri duaon k sang rab ki raja ho jaye.
Mile aapko itni khushian ki tamam umer gam aapse khafa ho jaye…

88. dil tod diya mera aab laash bhi dafna dena,kafan na mile to aapne pyar ki chadar udha dena.
Koi jo puche kya rog tha use, najar jhuka ke mohabat bata dena….

89. har phool ko raat ki rani nahi kahte,har kisi se dil ki kahani nahi kahte.
Meri aankho ki nami se samajh le mere dost,har baat ko hum jubani nahi kahte..

90. kabhi kabhi ye dil jarur rota hai,jab koi apna mil kar najron se dur hota hai.
Khub roti hai ye aakhiyan,kyonki dil se jyada kasur inhi ka hota hai..

91. dil tuta to ek aawaj aaye,chir ke dekha to ek chij nikal aaye.
Socha kya hoga is khali dil me,lahu se dhokar dekha to aapki taswer najar aayi..

92. tinke tinke tufan me bikharte chale gaye,tanhai ki gahraion me utarte chale gaye.
Udte the jinke sahare aasmano me hum kabhi, ek ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye..

93. najre unhe dekhna chahe to akho ka kya kasoor,har waqt khushbu unki aaye to sanso ka kya kasoor.
Waise to sapne puch kar nahi aate par sapne unke aaye to rato ka kya kasoor..

94. phool such jatr hai ek waqt ke bad,log badal jate hai ek waqt ke bad.
Apni dosti bhi tutjayegi ek waqt ke bad,lekin wo waqt aayega meri maut ke bad..

95. ye raat itni tanha kyu hoti hai,kismet se sabko shikayat kyu hoti hai.
Kabhi jo mile khuda se punchenge usse,jise pa nahi sakte usise pyar kyu hota hai..

96. apno ne zahar ka jam de diya,gairo ne bewafa naam de diya.
Wo jo kahte the ki bhul na jana hamen,aaj unhone hi bhari mehfil me anjan keh diya..

97. apne dil ki sun afwahon se kam na le.
Mujhe yaad rakh,beshak naam na le
Tera waham hai ka main bhula hun tujhe
Meri koi saans nahi jot era naam na le..

98. lahar ko pyar tha kinare se,par uski shadi ho gai sagar se.
kinare ki prit lahron ko khich k apne paas le aati hai
badnam na ho mohobat uski isliye wo lot jati hai..

99. do pyar karne walo se log jalte hai,tarah tarah ki baaten karte hai.
Jab chand or suraj ka hota hai khul kar Milan,to use bhi log “GRAHAN” kehte hai…

100. chaho tum jise chahat se jyada,sapne dekho jiske nind se jyada.
Mango tum jise mannaty se jytada, khuda kare wobhi tumse pyar kare apni sanso se jyada..

101. the sweetest way to propose-“excuse me,do u have a band aid because
I scraped my knee whn I fill in love with you”..

102. yaad aaye mujhe jab aapki,dil ne mehsus ki kami aapki.
Yeh aarzu nahi ki kisi ko sataye hum,bas itna kafi hai kabhi kabhi yaad aye hum..

103. who mulakat kuch aduri si lagi,pas ho kar bhi duri si lagi.
Hoto pe hasi aur aakho me nami si lagi,pahili bar kisi ki dosti jaruri se lagi..

104. naam:-don
father:-gangster
bhai:-munnabhai
pata:-36 china town
guru:-bluffmaster
dushman:-sarkar
murder:-ab tak 56
sms bhejte rahena warna;-57

105. hasrat hai aapko sachcha dost banana ki,khwahish nahi kuch pane ki.
Shikwa hamse nahi khuda se karo,kya jarurat thi aapko itna achcha banane ki.

106. do not take life too seriously &always find time to laugh because
laughter not only adds years to your life, but adds more life to your years . have a nise day

107. hamari dua hai aapko,krish ka josh,umraojaan ka pyar,babul kja dular,munnabhai ki jhappi,
dhoom ki bike,vivah ki life,aur don ki lifemile..

108. muskura ke jeena jindgi hai,muskurake gum bhulana jindgi hai,
jitkar hase to kya hase, sabkuch har kar muskurana jindgi hai.

109. gujri hui jindgi ko kabhi yaad na kar,taqder me jo nahi likha hai uski fariyad na kar.
Jo hoga wo hokar hi rahega,tu uski fikr me apni hasi barbad na kar.

110. aapko har safar ka kinara milega,chamakta hua har sitara milega.
Aayegi chahre pe pyari si raunak, message aapko jab hamara milega..

111. jis pal khuda ne aapko banaya hoga.hajaro baar dekha hoga.
Lakho baar nihara hoga,sir khujaya hoga,phir socha hoga”abe oye ye kya ban gaya”

112. na jane ye najar kyu udas rahti hai,na jane ise kiss ki takash rahti hai.
Ye jaan kar ki wo kismet me nahi hai,phir bhi use pane ki aas rehti hai.

113. tum na mano magar hakikat hai dosti insane ki chahat hai.
Kisi din aao hamari mehfil me ek ache weter ki jarurat hai.

114. dard ko iss zuban ki dhelij pe laya na karo,dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo.
Log mutthi me namak liye ghumte hai, zakhm apne kisi ko dikhaya na karo.

115. viswas ki ek dori hai pyar, beteb dil ki majburi hai pyar.
Na mano ti kuch bhi nahi,aur mano to khuda ki bhi majburi hai pyar.

116. haathon main taq at hai to tajmahal ko hilakar dekh”varna aa baith” do pag mar
aur tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh…CHEERS

117. Eleanor Roosevelt:- he who loses money,loses much:he who loses a friend,
loses much more:he who loses faith,loses all…..

118. fact:a girl may not help to get a lot of money
but money always helps to get a lot of girls
so love money,not girls

119. dil k eek kone se ek aawaj aati hai,hame aapki har pal yaad aati hai
dil puchta hai har pal humse,jinhe hum yaad karte hai,
kya unhe bhi hamari yaad aati hai..

120. chandi ki dowar na todi,pyar bhara dil tod diya
chand chillar paiso ke liye aapne hume sms karma chodh diya..

121. haal-e dil kuch is tarah bayan karte hai, yaad tumhe din main hajar baar karte hai,
jo na aaye kabhi sms tumhara to purana padke hi khush ho jaya karte hai..

122. sab k chahne se har baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti,
jo jindgi main sabse jayada pasand hai, kya kare bas usise mulakat nahi hoti..

123. khuli jo aankhe to manjar ajib tha, dard tha magar wo dil ke karib tha,
jinhe hum dhundte the hathon ki lakiron main pata chala wo kisi aur ka naseb tha..

124. ek jam wafa ke naam, ek jam ulfat ke naam, ek jam mohabbt ke naam,
ek jam dushmano ke naam, aur aur pura KHAMBA apni dosti ke naam..

125. nayi subah ka rangin najara, matwali hawa layi paighaam humaara,
jaago muskurao taiyar ho jao,khushiyon se bhara hai aajka din tumhara..

126. ek request kabhi udas mat hona,
ek suggest- jo pal dukh de use bhul jana
ek aarju- khushi ke palon ko sanjo ke rakhna
AUR ek tamanna- hamesha muskurate rahna..

127. f:-field of love
r:-root of joy
i:-island of good
e:-end of sarrow
n:-name of hoop
d:- door of understsnding
that is friend.like you

128. l.l.b.:- life long bachelor
l.i.c. :-love is compulsory
collage :- come on lets love each girls everyday
wife :- with out investment full injoyment.

129. kya tum ped chad sakte ho,kya yum sanjiwani buti la sakte ho,
kyat um sina chir ke dikha sakte ho,nahi na bete sirf shakl Bandar jasi hone se koi hanuman nahi hota..

130. mere pyar ki wo hadd puchte hai, dil me kitni jagah hai te puchte hai,
chahte hai hum sirf unhi ko kyu itna,iski bhi wo humse wajah puchte hai..

131. wo apno ki mehfil, wo muskurate pal,dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal,
kabhi gujarti thi jindgi waqt bitine main. Aaj waqt gujar jate hai un yaadon ko jutane main..

132. ye rishte bhi ajib hote hai,sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
rahte hai jo nigahon se dur,wo hi dil ke karib hote hai..

133. teri dosti ne zindgi ko ek maksad diya hai, har such dukh me maine tera ehasas kiya hai
jab bhi japke palke teri to samaj lena, is dost ne tumhe dil se yaad kiya hai..

134. A boy propose a girl in a new way:
tu oudine ki chatni main paneer thica
tu oudine ki chatni main paneer thica
ban ja tu meri rakhi sawant main tera mika..

135. change this no. 4156831968 intu t9 launguage & reply that..

136. kitna bebas hai insane kismet ke aage,kitne door hai sapne haqikat kq aage,
koi ruki hui dhadkan se puche, kitna tadpta hai dil mohbbat kea age..

137. 9 Arab 89 crore 04 lakh 73 thousend 313 only.
Yr don ka bank balance nahi hai to kya hua,apna mobile no to hai.

138. Is Kadar hamari dosti ka imtehan na lijiye, kyu ho humse khafa ye bayan kijiye.
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gai koi khata, yu yaad na kar ke saza to mat dijiye..

139. Hum dosto ko bhulate nahi hai, magar ye baat jatate nahi hai,
Dosto ko rakhte hai sada dil ke pas, hum bhulane ke liye dost banate nahi..

140. Najro se dur huye to kya hua,aankhe band karke dekho koi tumhare pas hai,
raste alag huye to kya hua,mudkar dekho kisike kadmo k nishan tumhare saath hai..

141. hum ruthe to kiske bhrose, kaun hai jo hame manane aayega,
ho sakta hai taras aa bhi jaye aapko, par dil kaha se lau jo aapse ruth paayega..

142. chahat hai kisi ki chahat ko pane ki,chahat hai chahat kko ajmane ki,
wo chahe ya na chahe hume,par chahat hai kisiki chahat me mit jane ki..

143. kisi ke pas kuch na ho to hasti hai duniya,kisi ke pas sab kuch ho to jalti hai duniya.
OR hamare pas hai aap jaisa dost jis ke liye tarasti hai duniya..

144. kisi na kisi pe to aitbar ho jata hai,ajnabi koi shakhs yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyon se hi nahi hoti mohabbat, kamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.

145. dilki aawaj se nagme badal jate hai,sath na de to apne badal jate hai,
palke bhi jara sambhalke jhapakna kyuki palke jhapakne se aksar sapne badal jate hai.

146. dard aur gum se aap anjan rahe, khushiyon se aapki pahchan rahe,
meri dil ki ye dua hai aapke chehre pe hamesha muskan rahe.

147. chand taron ka noor aap pe bares, hum aapki chahat me tarse,
aapki zindgi me aaye itni khushiyan, ki aap gum pane ko tarse..

148. gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar pe, pyar ke samundar ka tub hi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhul se jo tapke teri aankhon se moti,thame wahi jo tujhe sabse pyara ho..

149. zindgi hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye, dukh such me saath de wo yaar chahiye,
hum kisi ko bhulte nahi, lekin hame yaad rakhe aisa yaar chahiye..

150. aisa nahi ki aapki yaad aati nahi,khata sirf itni ki hum batate nahi,
aap anmol hai hamare liye samajhte ho aap isliye hum jatate nahi.

151. dhati raat ka khula ahsas hai, mere dil main teri jagah kuch khas hai,
tu nahi yahan mughe malum hai,par ye khushbu kehti hai kit u yahi aas pas hai..

152. one of the best message I ever reed..
hatho ki lakiron pe kabhi vishwas na karma,kyuki taqder to unki bhi hoti jinke hath nahi hote…

153. yakin pe yakin dilate hai dost, rah chalet ko mamu banate hai log,
aharbat bol kar pani pilate hai dost, par kuch bhi kaho bahut yaad aate hai dost..

154. najar mila ken ajar chura na lena, dost banake dushman bana mat dena,
mana ki dur hai aapse isi baat ka bahana bana kar bhula na dena..

155. begano se dosti ki gunjaish nahi hoti, maut ke baad koi khwaish nahi hoti,
shayad koi pyar bhara dil tuta hoga, warna march ke mahine main barish nahi hoti..

156. wo jate huye kah gaye ki ab to hum sirf tumhare khwabon main aayenge,
koi kahde unse k wo 1 bar waada kar le ,hum jingi bhar ke liye so jaayenge..

157. palko ke kinare jo humnebhigoye hi nahi, wo sochate hain ki hum roye hi nahi,
duniya puchte hai hamse khwabo main kaise dikhte ho, aur hum hai ki barson se soye hi nahi.

158. bin gamon ki khushi aduri hoti hai,bin aansuon ke hasi adhuri hoti hai.
Isliye gum aur khushi & aansu aurb hasi har pal saath hoti hai..

159. ek pal ki ye bat nahi , do pal ka ye saath nahi, waise to zindgi ek safar se ban gai hai.
Par wo safar hi kya jisme aap jaisa dost nahi.

160. manjil ki talash main nikle hain hum sabhi, sab ki manjil ek ho ye mumkin nahi,
aise hi kisi mod par bichad jaye jo kabhi,ye mat samajhna k apke saath hum nahi,

161. roshni na ho to diya jalta hai, shaman a ho to parwana jalta hai.
Rishte na ho to dil jalta hai, aur aap jaisa dost hoto jamana jalta hai.

162. har phul khushbudar nahi hota,har patthar chamakdar nahi hota,
dost to milte hain hajaron jamane main, par har dost wafadar nahi hota.

163. kal fursat na mili to kya hoga, itni mohbbat na mili to kya hoga,
roj bolte ho kal baat karenge, agar kal hamari ankh na khuli to kya hoga

164. zakhm itne gahre hai ki izhar kya Karen, hum khud nishana ban gaye vaar kya Karen,
mar gaye hum magar khuli rah gai aankhen, ab is se zyada unka intzar kya Karen,..

165. karoge yaad to har baat yaad aayegi, suhane waqt ki har gunj tther jayrgi,
taklash karoge jo humse behtar dost koi, nigah dur tak jakar laut aayegi..

166. “golden words” kabhi zindgi main kisi ke liye mat rona
kyu ki who tumhare aansuon ke kabil nahi hoga “or”
who jo is kabil hoga who aapki aankhon main aansu nahi aane dega..

167. ye ho nahi sakta ki mughe teri yaad na aaye,bhul ke bhi aapko bhulau wo ehsas na aye,
aap bhulaye to aap pe koi aanch na aaye, main bhulaun to mughe agli saans na aaye..

168. abhi nah amen uthao yaron, hume aas hai unke aane ki,
chehre pen a kafan girao yarro unhe aadat hai hame dekh muskurane ki..

169. dil todna hamari aadat nahi,dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
bharosa rakhna hamari dosti pe, dil main basake hum kisi ko bhulate nahi..

170. tumhari yaad dil se jane na denge,tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge.
Sharafat se contect main rahna, warna bahut marenge aur rone bhi nahi denge..

171. ye aarzu nahi ki kisi ko bhulaye hum, na tamnna kee ki kisi ko rulaye hum,
par dua hai us rab se, jisko itna yaad karte hai usko iutna hi yaad aaye hum..

172. apni bebasi par aaj rona aaya, dusron ne kya mughe apno ne aajmaya,
humne har kisi ki tanhai dur ki, lekin khud ko har mod par akela paaya..

173. zindgi zakhmo se bhari hai,waqt ko marham banana seekh lo,
harna to hai hi ek din zindgi se 1 din, filhal zindgi se jeetna seekh lo..

174. mushkilon se kabhi mulakat na ho,udas baitho kabhi aisi koi baat na ho,
duua hai mehfilon se saje jindgi aapki, bus pukar lene agar koi saath na ho,

175. main najar se pi raha hun sama badal na jaye,
na jhukao tum nigahen kahin raat dhal na jaye.

176. har jazbe ko juban nahi milti, har aarzu ko duua nahi milti,
haste raho to duniya rahti hai saath, aansuo ko to aankho main bhi panah nahi milti.

177. life is like a chemistry. Concentrate your friend, dilute your enemies,
dissolve your worries, evaporate your sorrows , then you will get a crystal of happiness..

178. yadonke is bhawar main ek pal mera ho, phulon ke is chaman main ek gul mera ho,
khudakareki jab aap yaad kare aapno ko ,to un aapno main ek naam mera bhi ho,

179. aal do log aapke bare main puch rahe the maine aapka mobile number or
pata de diya hai vo dono aapse jald he milenge.unke naam hai “kamyabi or khushi”

180. likhne se pahle salam karte hain dard e dil se paigam karte hain,
ye mat samajhana ki hum aapko bhul gaye hain, yaad to hum aapko subah sham karte hai..

181. aankho main arman diya karte hai, hum sabki neend chura liya karte hai,
ab se jab jab aapki palke japkegi, samajh lena tab tab hum aapko yaad karte hai..

182. tarste the jo milne ko humse kabhi, aaj vo kyon hamare ssye se katrate hai,
ham bhi wahi hai dil bhi wahi hai, na jane kyon log badal jate hai..

183. yaado ka ye karwa hamesha rahega, door hote hue bhi pyar wahi rahega,
maaf karma mil nahi pate aapse magar, yakeen rakhna in aankho main intejar wahi rahega..

184. ajeeb lagti hai sham kabhi kabhi,zindgi lagti hai bejan kabhi kabhi,
samaj aate to hamen bhi batana ki kyu karti hai yaade pareshan kabhi kabhi.

185. MARWADI MEANS
m :- multitalantated
a :- all rounder
r :- rich
w :- well mannered
a :- ambitious
d :- down 2 earth
I :- Indian

186. jite jo baji to mashur ho gaye, aapki hasi main hase to aansuo se dur ho gaye
bas ek aap jaise dost ki badolat hum kaanch se kohinur ho gaye.

187. meri yaad aaye =yaad karo
zyada aaye =sms karo
or zyada aaye = phone karo
or bhi zyada aaye =milo
usse bhi zyada aaye =plz jhooth bolna band karo.

188. chand ki dosti raat se subh tak, suraj ki dosti subh se sham tak,
par hamari dosti, pahli mulakat se aakhri saans tak…..

189. two good lines of life :-
1. ankho main aansu hoto pe dard soya hai
2. dekhne wala kya jane ki hasne wala kitna roya hai….

190. meaning of college;-
c : come
o : on
l : lets
l : love
e : each
g : girl
e : equally


191. lakh chahoge bhul nahi paoge, humm se juda hokar ji nahi paoge,
chahe kitni bhi khushiya luta do hum par,hamari dosti ko overtake nahe kar paoge…

192. hamari dosti ko na juda karna, zindgi main kabhi ruswa na karma.
Kai roz beet gaye tumse baten kiye,zindgi na beet jaye ye duwa karma.

193. humse dur jaoge kaise, dil se apne nikal paoge kaise,
hum wo khushbu hain jo aapki saanso main baste hai,
bhala aapni sanso ko rok paaoge kaise.

194. royegi ye aankhen muskurane ke bad, aayegiu raat din dhal jane ke bad,
kabhi ruthna na meri jaan, shayad ye zindgi na rahe tere ruth jane ke bad..

195. aapse dur hum kaise reh pate, dil se aapko kaise bhulate,
kash aap sans ki jagah aankh main base hote,
khud ko bhi dekhte to aap hi najar aate…

196. jis din band ho jayegi hamari ye aankhe, us dil ki aankho main aansu aa jayenge,
jo kehte he bahut bolte he hum, wo m\hamari aawaj sunne ke liye taras jayenge…

197. na shikwa na gila rahe aapse , tamanna hai bus ek silsila rahe aapse,
has kar fhir rona nahi chahte, pane ki chah nahi bus aapko khona nahi chahte…

198. dil ne kaha aankh se “ dekha karo kam,kyuki dekhte ho to tadapte hai hum”
aankh ne kaha dil se “ socha karo kum kyuki sochte ho tum rote hai hum”

199. ye dua hai aapki zindgi sawar jaye, har najar main bus pyar najar aaye,
a dost tughe talash ho jiski, khuda kare wo khud teri talash main aaye..

200. unhe pyar karma nahi aata or hame pyar ke alawa kuch nahi aata.
Jine ke sirf do raste hain 1 par chalna unhe nahi aata or 1 par hamen..

201. suraj paas ho na ho roshani hamesha paas hoti hai,
chand paas ho na ho chandni hamesha paas hoti hai,
waise hi aap paas ho na ho aapki yaade hamesha paas hoti hai….

202. judai aapki rulati rahegi, yaad aapki aate rahegi,pal pal jaan jate rahegi,
jab tak hai jism main jan har ssans dosti nibhati rahegi…

203. naino main base hai jara khayal rakhna,kisi kam se hi sahi par yaad karma.
Mujhe to aadat hai aapko yaad karne ki,agar hichkiyan zyada aaye to maaf karma..

204. na jane us par itna yakin kyu hai? Khayal uska itna hasin kyu hai?
Suna hai pyar ka dard meetha hota hai,fir aankhon se nikla aansu namkin kyu hai?

205. raat ko meri aankh se 1 aansu nikal aaya. Maine pucha tu bahar kyu aaya?
To usne bataya koi in ankhon main itna hai samaya ki main chah kar bhi jagah nahi bana paya…

206. baateen kaeke rula na dijiyega, u chup reh ke saja na dijiyega,
na de sake khushe,to gum hi sahi,par dost bana kar bhula na dijiyega…

207. dil ne har waqt aapka didar manga,jaise amawas ne chand manga,
ruth gaye khuda bhi humse jab humne apni dua main b aapki khushiyon ka sansar manga..

208. marne par hamen jannt mile na mile,ye hawa fiza mile na mile,
sms karne main kanjuse mat kar mere dost,kya pata jannat main network mile na mile…

209. kisi ki yadon ne pagal bana rakha hai, kahi mar na jau kafan sila rakha hai,
jane se pahle dil nikal lena, kahi jal na jaye jise dil main basa rakha hai..

210. aapki hansi badi pyari lagti hai, aapki har khushi hamen hamari lagti hai,
kabhi dur na karna khud se hamain, jaan se bhi pyari aapki yaari lagti hai..

211. ek sham aati hai aapki yaad lekar, ek sham jati hai aapki yaad lekar,
hamain to us sham ka intejar hai jo aaye aapko lekar…

212. hatho ki juban aansu kehte hai chup rahte hai phir bhi behte hai
aankho ki kismet to dekheye : ye jinke liye behte hai wo aankho main hi rehte hai..

213. marne ke bad hamare bnaseb main jannat ho na ho, ye hawa-e-fiza ho na ho,
yar zinda hun tab tak sms bhezta hun,kya pata hamari kabra par covrage ho na ho..

214. koi due ho kitna hi,kya gum hai? Magar wo apna hai ye kya kum hai,
chahe na ho mulakat kya gum hai? Yaad humain wo karle ek bar, ye kya kum hai..

215. har aarzo puri nahi hoti,dosto main kabhi duri nahi hoti.
Jinke dilon main aap jaise dost rehte ho, unke liye to dhadkann bhi jaruri nahi hiti.

216. na mile kisi ka sath to hame yaad karma, tanhai ho to hamain mehsus karma.
Khushiya batne ke liye dost hajar rakhna, gum batne ho to hume yaad karma..

217. jaha har sar jhuk jaye wahi mandir hai,jaha har nadi mil jaye wahi samundar hai.
Is jindgi main dukh to bahut hai, jo har dukh ko jit jaye wahi sikandar hai..

218. tarasti najro ne har pal aapka didar manga, jaise amawas ne har raat chand manga,
ruth gaye khuda bhi humse, jab har dua main humne aapka saath manga..

219. dost ki galiyon main koi gum na ho, hamari ye dosti kabhi kam na ho,
bus yahi hai dua tum khus raho,kya pata yeh sms bhejne wala kal ho na ho..

220. rishte kaanch ke bane hote hai tutne par chubhte hai, hatheli par sambhal kar rakhna.
Kyuki ye “tutne” main “pal”aur judne main “barso” lag jate hai.

221. sabhi ko sab kuch nahi milta, nadi ki har lahar ko sahil nahi milta,
yeh dil walon ki duniya hai dost kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.

222. aap jaise dost hote nahi sabhi ke liye, ye daulat hai kisi kisi ke liye.
Koi jalaye shama to bujha dijiye, aap kya kam hai roshani ke liye.

223. waqt to hum bhula chuke hai, muqadar bhi nab hula de,
pyar to hum isliye nahi karte, kyuki dar hai koi phise rola na de.

224. hamare aansu poch kar wo muskurate hai, isi ada se wo dil ko chu jate hai.
Haath unka chu jaye haamare chehre ko,isi umeed se khud ko rulate hai.

225. karne khuda se kuch fariyad baki hai, hame unse kehni kuch bathai baki.
Maut aayegi ti keh denge khuda se.. ruk abhi 1 dost se mulakat baki hai..

226. phool aisa ho bag ko khushbu se bhar de,hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,
dost aisa ho jo jindgi ko khushi aur mobile ko sms se bhar de..

227. na khairiyat koi na koi paigam aaya hai, jo chaha nahi wahi anjam aaya hai.
Kya dost ne bhula di dosti meri? Aaj na dua koi na salam aaya hai..

228. wafao me meri itna asar to aaye, jinhe dhundti hai najar won ajar to aaye.
Hum aa jayenge palak jhukne se pehle, aapne yaad kiya ye khabar to aaye..

229. hum aapki dosti ko ehsan mante hai,use nibhana apna intehan mante hai,
hum wo nahi jo dosti main jan de,kyu ki hum aapko hi aapni jan mante hai.

230. kinaro ko pyar tha lehro se, par uski shadi ho gai sagar se,
kinaro ki prit lehronko khich lati hai,par badnam na ho mohbbat isliye wo laut jati hai…

231. subh teri sham meri ho,din tera-rat meri ho,hasi teri-udasi meri ho,
aur jab maut aaye to dost kabar teri or usme lash meri ho,

232. kya hai zindgi ?
dekho to khwab hai zindgi, padho to kitab hai zindgi,suno to gyan hai zindgi,
par haste raho to aasan hai zindgi….so keep smiling.

233. jab yaado ka dhua aasman par chata hai, to humko bhi oi yad aata hai
mana ki milna bahut kam ho pata hai,fir bhi dil aapko bhul nahi pata hai..

234. khudko jamen tujhe aasman kehte hai,teri khushi ko apna arman kehte hai.
Kehne wale tumhe mera dost kehte hai,par hum to tumhe apni jan kehte hai.

235. phool ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai, dil khol kar huck jatate raho to hum khush hai.
Ye nahi kehte ki bat karo bus yaad karte raho hum khush hai..

236. hum hawa nahe jo kho jayenge, hum waqt nahi jo gujar jayenge,
hum mausam nahi jo badal jayenge,hum to aansu hai jo khushe or gum dono main najar aayenge