JOKES !!!

1. a boy says to girl:tute hua dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl says:tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

2. ek ghar me do pagal rahte the,ek ka naam tha “tu pagal”or dusre ka “main pagal”
“tu pagal”ghar se bahar chala gaya to ghar me kaun bacha?haso mat kaho.

3. dil me basi hai dosti teri,aankho main basi hai tasvir teri.
Jab bhi yaad aati hai teri,hum dekhte hai tom &jerry!..

4. a sardar invested two laks in a business and suffered huge loss
what was the business? He opened a salon in panjab.”bolo tararara”

5. pati patni ki jabardast ladai ke bad patni bhagwan se boli
agar ye galat hai to inhy utha lo agar main galat hun to mughe vidhwa bana do.

6. na jane wo humse kya chupati thi,kuchh tha uske hotho pe magar na jane q sharmati thi.
Jab humne munh khulwa ke dkha to pata chala, Sali manikchand khati thi..

7. ek sharabi roj shiv mandir pe sir tekta tha,ek din pujari ne shiv murti ki jagah pe ganesh ji ki murti rakh di.
Sharabi aaya dekha or bola :-chotu papa se bolna main aaya tha.

8. sardar ka radio kharab ho gaya, usne khol ke dekha to andar ek chuha mara mila.
Ye dekh kar sardar bola ye lo chalega kaise? singar hi mara pada hai.

9. machhar marne ka naya tarika,pahale ek jinda machhar pakde,phir usey jamin pe litaye,
phir use gudgudi lagayen,or jaise hi wo muh khole use allout pila de.

10.sardar look himself in mirror & said isko kahi dekha hai.then he said yaad aaya.
Yeto wahi kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album main meri bb ke saath tha..

11. ek ladki ne coin dal kar apna wajan kiya 58kg,sandal uteri 56kg,jacket uteri 53kg,
fir dupata uteri 52kg,or coin khatm.ek bhikari bola:-tu chalu rakh coin main dalta hun.

12. bapu ne bataya ki always remain faithfull to wife
whose wife ?
ye bapu ne bataya nahi!!
Lage raho..

13. sardar standing on a platform suddenly jumps on railway track.man says sardar ji mar jaoge.
Sardar:-marega to tu suna nahi train platform pea a rahi hai…

14. new ramayan
rawan cycle leke sita ko lene jata hai,
sita ram ko mobile karti hai ki rawan mughe lene aaya hai
ram:-chinta mat kar rawan ko double sit nahi aati…

15. 1980 girl:-maa main jeans pahnugi
maa:-nahi beti log kya kahenge.
2007 girl:-maa main mini skirt pehnugi.
Maa:-pahen le beti kuch to pahen.

16. sardar went for an interview
interviewer:-what is your date of birth
sardar:- 1st april
interviewer:-which year?
Sardar:-ullu ke patthe every year.

17. Patient:- mujhe bimari hai.
Na khaun to bhuk lagti hai, na sou to neend aati hai,zyaada kaam karke thak jata hun.
Doctor:- beta sari raat dhup me baitho thik ho jaoge.

18. Court me divorce ke time husband:-main apni biwi se khush nahi hun.
Wife:- haramkhor sara maholla khush hai,tu kahin ka nawab hai

19. teacher to sardar:-is it posibal that a person name &surname both r same
sardar:-ya, if lara dutta marries brian lara ,she become lara lara !bolo tararara….

20. masterji :-kal school kyun nahi aaye
santa :- gir gaya tha sir,
masterji :- kahan gire or kahan lagi,
santa :- takiye pe gira or aankh lag gai…

21. ek ladka exam me fail ho gaya
uske papa bole:-sharm nahi aati fail ho gaya,samne wali ladki ko dekh
bete :- usiko to dekhne ka natija hai…..

22. taxi driver :- sardar ji petrol khatm ho gaya gadi aage nahe ja sakti.
Sardar :- koi baat nahi reverse lelo vapas ghar challenge..

23. 70yr old man :-main tumhare liye chand tare tod launga.
Wife:- madarchod daton se roti nahi todi jati,gaand se akhrot todne ki baat karta hai..

24. frog :-kya sardar ko dimag hota hai
sardar :- yes
frog :-nahi hota {frog jump in the water}
sardar :- isme suicide karne wali kya baat hai main to majak kar raha tha.

25. Q:-how was nisaar bhai born ?
Ans :- jawani jan-e-man,haseen dil ruba,mile to dil jawan,”nisar ho gaya”..

26. jab tum haste ho to aisa lagta hai ki insane pahle Bandar tha.
Dekho gussa mat karo.qki jab tum gussa karte ho,
Lahta hai ki insane aaj bhi bander hai..

27. circuit:-bhai Gandhi jayanti ke bare main batao,
munnabhai :-gandhi mast solid aadmi tha,lekin ma kasam,
apun nahi janta ki”jayanti”ke saath uska kya lafda tha..

28. mohabaat ek so ho to bholapan.do se ho to apna pan.3 se ho to deewanapan.
4 se ho to pagalpan aur phir bhi continue raha to kamina pan.samjha kya..

29. tuje ajeeb baat bataun !!
murgi ne anda diya !
ajeeb hai na !
nahi !
to tu deke dekh !

30. arz kiya hai.. jise kabutar samjha wo kawwa nikla,dosti ke naam par hawwa nikla,
jo roka karte the hamen sharab pine se, aaj unhi ke jeb se pawwa nikla..

31. welcome to dosti care center
khushi ke liye 1 dabayen
muskan ke liye 2 dabayen
hamari dosti ke liye 3 dabayn
hum se picha chudane k liye apna gala dabayn…

32. jeewan ki ha eek situation me hamare pas hamrsha 2 raste hote hain.
Bhaag lo {run away} ya bhaag lo {participate}

33. aahat se koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
hawa koi lahraye to lagta hai tum ho,
ab tum hi batao kyat um kisi bhoot se kam ho..

34. aadmi ki car se popat takra kar behosh ho gaya
aadmi popat ko ghar le gaya pijre main rakha or khana diya.
Popat jag ke bola aaila jail wo driwer mar gaya kya?

35. yamraj took man 2 hell there he saw gandhiji dansing with bipasha..
man:- gandhiji ki saja itni majedar kyu ?
yamraj :- sazaa to bipasha ko mili hai….

36. munna bhai :- how to distinguish between murga & murgi
circuit :-bole to simple hai bhai patthar maro agar bhaga to murga aur bhagi to murgi..

37. sweet porm for you.
Eat with butter
Cut with cutter
Warm with sweater
When you forget me,u will definetly fall in gutter..

38. chand par aapka naam likhne ko ji chahta hai
chand par aapka naam likhne ko ji chahta hai,
magar kya karun kambakhat ye khayal din main aata hai..

39. shayri from sardar;jis hospital ke hum doctor hai meri patni wahan ki nurce hai,
kya ajib julmm sahna padta hai,apni hi biwi ko sister kahna padta hai..

40. na jaane kab koi tara toot jate.na jane kab koi aansu aankh se choot jaye,
kuch pal mere saath has lo , na jane kab aapke daant toot jaye.

41. boy :- come into my heart
girl ;-sandel nikalun kya ?
boy :-hat pagli mera dil koi mandir thodi hai,bindas pahin kar aaja..

42. What is the relationship between coffee shop & wine shop?
Most of the lpve stories start at coffee shop and end at wine shop..!!

43. karj rishte ka ada karega kaun, dost na ha to pyar karega kaun,
ae khuda mere dost ko salamat rakhna, warna meri shadi main daru pi ke danse karega kaun..

44. ishq karne se pahle uska anjaam dekh lo,
ishq karne se pshle uska anjaam dekh lo,
agar phir bhisamajh na aaye to “tere naam”dekh lo..

45. teacher :- bolo a for apple
student :- [dhire se] a for apple
teacher :- jor se bolo
student ;- JAI MATA DI..

46. din me deep jalane se kya hoga, raakh main aag lagane se kya hoga,
aapko hai kabj is liye aati nahi tatti, bina matlab ka zor lagane se kya hoga..

47. munnabhai :- yr salli govt drinking or drawing saath saath kyu nahi karne deti,
circuit ;- simpal hai bhai. Wo speed braker aane par glass gir sakta hai na..

48. teacher :- osama ki 5 biwi or 20 bacche hai
lalu ki 1 biwi or 9 bacche hai to batao kaun achha
student :-score to osama ka achha hai par strike rate lalu ka..

49. khuda se cycle manga to bike diya,ghar manga to bangle diya.
Phone manga to mobile diya,dost manga to tumhe diya.
Khuda ne aakhri baar dhokha kyu diya..

50. baap :-beta is baar tughe exam main 90% lana hai kuch bhi kar.
Beta :- nahi pita ji main is baar 100% launga
Baap :- kyu majak kar rahe ho.
Beta :-shuru kisne kiya.

51. Girl :- aisa khat likh sajna meri umer beetjaye padhne main,
boy:- “}{:{_}(&^ ::{P=p}(*(*&*&Hkpojbj :KPI(**(&*&%$%#%$ kpoip IJPOK:kjhk
LUIOUip:”:”{“{O&^$* LPOPO :”L {O_()(“ KP*&^ L {LP}L: LPOI..
Le padh

52. munnabhai :- e circuit bapu bole to Gandhi ji kapde kyuon nahi pahnte the?
Circuit :-kya bole re bhai wo bole to bapu bhi us samay ke salman khan the..

53. chinti or hathi ka prem vivah hua, agle din hathi mar gaya.chinti boli:-
wah mohbbat ek din ka pyar ab saari umer beet jayegi kabar khodne main..

54. amitabh & salman in “deewar”3 main
salman :- aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes, 4 bangle, 3 farm house hai tumhare pas kya hai.
Amitabh :- mere bete k pas tera mal hai.

55. aap kutte, gadhe ,suwar,lomdi,kauwe,aur kabutar jaise hai
mera matlab wafadar,mehanati active, chalak,smart aur shant hai.

56. apne roop pae itna ghurur na kar,sab 2 din ki masti hai,
tera husn bhi tab tak kayam hai jab tak “fair & lovely” hai…

57. a real fact :-
jinki yaad tumhe khushi k lamhon me aaye,samjho kit um unhe pyar karte ho,
or jo gum main yaad aaye,jan lo ki wo tumhe pyar karte hai…

58. kashis honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki lamhe to apne aap mil jate hai,
tamanna honi chahiye kisi se milne ki bahane to khud he mil jate hai.

59. parwah karo uski jo aapki parwah kare, zindgi main jo kabhi ruswa na kare,
jaan ban kar utar jao uski jaan main, jaan se bhi jyada jo aapko pyar kare…

60. sawal pani ka nahi pyas ka hai,sawal maut ka nahi saans ka hai,
dost to duniya main bahut hai magar sawal dosti ka nahi vishawaas ka hai..

61.ghar walon ka kahna hai ki “dil laga kar padhai karo”
kaash unhe koi ye samjha de ki “dil lagan eke bad padhai nahi hoti”

62. Maths teacher: - if u have 12 chocolates and u give 5 to leena, 3 to teena, 4 to meema
Then what will u have?
Student: - 3 new haseena’s

63. jamin par ho to ek sms bhejo,aasman par ho to barish bheja,
swarg par ho to bulaawa bheja,or nark main ho to “enjot yourself”

64. roshni kab kam hui pata na chala,kab khushi kam hui pata na chala
aap ki yaad main is tarah dube hum, aankhe kab nam hui pata na chala.

65. air hostres to lalu :- r u vegitarion or nonvegitarion ?
lalu :- I am Indian
air hostress :- no sir! R u shakahari or mansahari ?
lalu :- hat sasuri I am bihari.

66. girl,s father :- main nahi chahta ki meri beti puri zindgi ek gadhe ke saath gujar de.
Boy friend :- bus isiliye main use yahan se lene aaya hun.

67. ramdev baba ka mela laga hua hai haridwar main.prasad main kambal diya jar aha hai.
Kisi ko mat batana ye sms kewal selected fakiron ko bheja jar aha hai.

68. sardar bar main ro raha tha onner bola kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar bola “main jis ladki ka naam bhulna chahta tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha hai.

69. bahut deer ke baad train chali.muslim bola “ya ali” hindu bola “jai bajrang bali”
ek insane bola kya ali kya bali train to baaju wali chali.

70. love is like a paint,but friendship is like a chaddi.
B,coz paint fat bhi gai to chaddi izzat bacha leti hai..

71. bhakt :- he bhagwan mughe wardan do ki main marne baad zinda ho sakun.
Bhagwan :-ye mara bas ki baat nahi putra , ye to sirf ekta kapur kar sakti hai..

72. costomer to a sardar (restorent onner ) :- papaji soup main makkhi hai !
sardar :- oye dil bada rakh makkhi tera kitna soup pi jayegi yaar .

73. machhar or makhi ki ho gai shadi, pehli hi raat main ho gai machhar ki barbadi.
Bola apni to kismet hi khoti hai,makhi raat ko goodnight lagakar soti hai.

74. boy : bus, train, ladki ek jaise hoti hai, ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai,
girl : ladke autoricshow or taxi ek jaise hote hai ek ko bulao char chale aate hai..

75. sarsar kle ghar siddhu ki taswir padi hui thi, dost ne pucha ye kyun rakhi hai.
Sardar : yaar main laughing budha lene gaya tha dukandar bola ye latest hai..

76. log kahte hai kikhuda ne aapko badi fursat main banaya hai…
simpal sed baat hai faltu kaam fursat main hi karte hai..

77. ishq ke school main naya mahol ho gaya. Ek teacher ko pappu se pyar ho gaya.
Tabhi se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya sare bache fail or pappu pass ho gaya.

78. banta took radio to toilet, when he come out
santa asked :- maja aaya kya
banta :- gaanta maja! Sala “jan gan man” baj raha tha,sara potty khade khade karni padi…

79. boy :- ye bewaf atune ye kya kiya dil jala kar raakh kar diya
pyemika :- tere qurbane bekar nahi jayegi bhej de aapni raakh bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi..

80. rahul Gandhi :-mom aapki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi
soniya Gandhi :- kyon ?
rahul Gandhi :- har taraf likha hai soniya ko bahu mat do

81. lalu plane ke upar khada tha raste main tufan aaya dhoti ud gai,phir bijli kadki
lalu :- ek to hamar dhoti chin li upar se sasura photo lewat hai..

82. what is tha similar between marriage &11.59.p.m
dono ke baad 12 bajte hai or din badal jate hain..

83. jo jita wo sikandar jo hara wo jail ke andar,jo sms bheje usko jadu ki jappi.
Jo no bheje usko Bandar ki pappi.

84. teacher :- humen machcharo ko paida hone se rokna hoga.
Student :- ye nahe ho sakta
Teacher :- kyun ?
Student :- itne chote condom banana impossible hai .

85. munna bhai ka fanda closeup se danth saaf karne ka, pepsodent se majbut karne ka,
babul se fresh karne ka, agar phir bhi white nahi hua to bindas harpic use karne ka..

86. santa banta ko 3 bomb mile,police ko dene chale.
Santa :- agar koi bomb raste main fat jaye to.
Banta :- oye yaar jhooth bol denge ki 2 hi mile the.

87. ahnsi ke liye gum kurban, khushi ke liye aansu kurban,a dost tere liye jaan bhi kurban,
agar mil jjye teri girl friend to sale tub hi kurban…

88. santa to his servant :- go and water the plants.
Servants :- it is already raining.
Santa :- so take what an umbrella and go.

89. bhagwan shankar or parwati mata computer kyu nahi seekh paye tell.
Tell nahi malum kyu ki ganpati bappa hamesha mouse le kar bhag jaya karte the.

90. utni pio sharab ki hosh salamat rahe kyoki galib ne farmaya hai ki
“raat bhar pi sharab ti raat kat gai… subah kiya hisab to gand fat gai”

91. yamraj took took lalu to hell,there he saw gandhiji dansingwith bipasha.
Lalu asked yamraj: Gandhi ji ko saja itni majedar kyun?
Yamraj :- saja to bipasha ko mili hai…

92. hathi, gai,or gadhe main bahas hui ki hamme se best kon hai
haathi ;- main bhari saman utha sakta hun.
Gai :- main doodh deti hun,
……………………kuch bolo yaar ab tumhar baari

93. aaj uski shararat samajh aaye,yahan par Aapki jarurat samajh aaye.
Aapko dharti pe bhejna to bahana tha ,”rawan” ki jagah kisi ko to aana tha.

94. marwadi apne bacho se bola jo rat main khana nahi khayega usko 5-5 rs dunga.
Bache 5-5 rs lekar so gay.
Subah bola-jo 5 rs dega usko hi khana milega…jai marwadi

95. police :tumhe kal subah 5 baje fansi de jayegi.
Sardar : ha ha ha…
Police : kyon has rahe ho.
Sardar : main to subah 8 baje uthta hun.

96. wo chand si ladki,julfe uski kali,uski chal aisi mano hirni si matwali.
Uski har ada is jahan se nirali. Par aap kya karoge wo ladki maine patali.

97. agar aap chahte hai ki aapke chehre pe dhul miti na chipke to…….to.
har roj lagaye ashian paint ka apex altima, jo dhul miti ko tikne na de.

98. shadi main sardar bahut der se kha raha tha,dusre ne pucha kab tak khaoge.
Sardar :- main to khud kha kha ke dukhi hun.card ,main likha hai dinner 7pm-10pm.

99. ox : ae kya bolti tu
cow : ae, kya main bilun
ox ;sun, suna aati kya gaushala
kya karu aake main gaushala?
Mundi hilayenge
Ghas chabayenge,
Gobar phelayenge aur kya.

100. man conducting marketing survey asked a lady:- which book halped u most in your life?
Lady :- my husbend’s cheque book…..

101. biscuitwala’s love later: dear parle-g, 2day is good day, you have krack jacked my little heart.
I am in 50-50 position. Plz don’t play hide &seek and just marie me..

102. fizao main tum ,ghatao main tum, bago main tum , bahao main tum,
kisi ne such hi kaha hai,bhatakti aatmao kakoi thikana nahi hota…

103. dosti karo collage wali se,pyar karo office wali se,programme karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao Sali se,love karo dil wali se, aur mar khao ghar wali se…

104. mom :- beta khana khayega ?
beta :- na
mom ;- laddu khayega ?
beta :- na
mom :- mithai khayega ?
beta :-na
mom ;- icecream khayega ?
beta :- na
mom ;- baap pe gaya hai mar hi khayega…

105. harbhajan ne apni biwi se pucha “kya main tumhara pehla pyar hun”
biwi boli--- ‘kar din a sardaro wali bat spinar ko kabhi opening milte hai kya”

106. fizao main tum ho, ghatao main tum ho,bago main tum, baharo main tum ho.
Kisi ne such hi kaha hai bhatakti aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…..

107. haqiqat samjho ya fasana, apna samjho ya begana,hamara aapka rishta hai purana,
isliye farz tha aapko batana, kit hand shuru ho gai hai plz roz mat nahana…

108. jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida, jisse dil na hona chahe juda,
jiski style hai ekdum la-jawab, wo aap nahi hum hai janab…

109. 2 lover’s plan sucide,
boy jumped 1st
girl close his eye and return and saying pyar andha hota hai,
boy open his parashut and say pyar kabhi marta nahi…

110. boy :- janeman is dil main aaja.
Girl :- sandal utaun kya.
Boy :- are pagli, ye koi mandir thodi hai aise hi aaja…

111. teacher :- tell me 5 water animals
student ;- fish
teacher :- good. 4 ke naam aur batao.
Student :- fish di kudi, fish da putter, fish di ma, or us di pra…

112. jab teri yaad aati hai to tera sms padh leti hun.jab tujhe dekhna ho to aankhe band kar leti hun.
Jab teri aawaj sunni ho to raste main kutte ko lat mar deti hun.

113. dil ke jakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge,dil main jo gum hai kisi ko bata na sakoge.
Karoge jawani main jo ladki pe kharche, bodhape tak udhari chukka na sakoge.

114. tumhe apni doste ki kasam sirf yas or no main hi jawab dena
kya tumne mandie se chappal churana band kar diya hai?

115. 1 aadmi apni biwi se bola : raja dasrath ki 3 biwiya thi is hisab se main 2 shadiyan kar sakta hun.
Biwi boli : bus itna yaad rakhna ki draupati k 5 pati the..

116. ladki patane ka tarika :- chupke se uske piche ja kar use darao,
agar wo hasi to samjho wo pat gai,agar wo gussa hui to jor jor se chillao didi dar gai.

117.Pehla Pagal- Meri Mutthi Me Kya Hai? Dusra Pagal- Shayad, Tajmahal. Pehla- Mutthi Band Hone Par Bhi Tumne Dekh Liya.

118.Santa ek bache se : Beta 1 accha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe pasand aaya to mai tumhe 5 rupey dunga. Bacha : Ye Lo,Abhi 10 rupay kahe the.

119.Santa: Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me 1 Saal Lag Jata Hai. Banta: Itni Mehnat Kyo Karte Ho? 15 Rupaye Me Likhi Hui Kitab Mil Jati Hai.

120.Q. Where Do You Find A One Legged Dog?
A. Where You Left It.

121.Q: Women should not have children after 35. Ans: No, I think 35 are enough.

122.Santa drawing money frm ATM. Banta, who was just behind him said: I have seen ur password. Its 4star. Santa: Ur wrong, Its 1394.

123.Santa: Meri Premika Ki Mang Itani Badi Thi Ki Mujhe Usase Rishta Todna Pada. Banta: Lekin Uski Mang Kya Thi? Santa: Shadi Ki.

124.Pehla Jailor- Ab Bhi Apki Patni Kaidiyo Ke Liye Gati Hai? Dusra- Nahi, Kaidi Kehte Hai Ye Unki Saza Me Shamil Nahi Hai.

125.Q. What did the spider do on the computer? A. Made a website!

126.Patient To Doc: Nurse Bahut Achhi Hai Uska Hath Lagte Hi Mai Thik Ho Gaya.
Doc: Ha. Thappad Ki Awaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

127.Santa dials a no, A girl receives d call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Oye Chandigarh phone kiya tha, Ayodhya lag gaya.

128.Santa: Meri Biwi Mujse Ek Kiss Ka 100 Rs Leti Hai. Banta: Tu Bada Lucky Hai Wo Dusro Se To 500 Rs Leti Hai.

129.Santa calls Banta on phone and says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
Banta replies: Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon.

130.Santa: Kya Tum Hamesha Isi Tarah Haklate Ho? Banta: Nahi Ya..R..R..R.. Mai K..K...Keval B..B..B..Bolte Wakt Hi H..H..H..H...Haklata Hu.

131.Painter: Main Madam Ki Aisi Tasveer Banaunga Jo Bol Uthegi. Suraj: Agar Iski Tasveer Bhi Bolne Lagegi To Jeena Mushkil Ho Jayega.

132.Santa asks Banta how was ur exam? Banta: It was ok but I could not ans. past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally wrote THUNK.

133.Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine Kaha Mard Se Lado. Banta: Fir? Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya To Main Hospital Me Tha.

134.Bachelor life:Mon ko dosti, Tues ko pyar, Wed ko shaadi, Thus ko barbadi, Fri ko fighting, Sat ko talaq, Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash

135.Naukrani: Aap Udas Kyo Hai?
Malkin: Tumhare Sahab Office Me Kisi Se Pyar Karte Hai
Naukrani: Sahab Mujhe Dhokha Nahi De Sakte.

136.Naukar: Memsab Ek Admi Packet Me Na Jane Kya De Gaya Ki Dekhte Hi Sahab Behosh Ho Gaye. Memsab: Iska Matlab Hai Jauhari Mera Navlakha Har De

137.Santa asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs? He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.

138.Santa: Jab Train Late Aati Hai To Timetable Ka Kya Fayda? Banta: Train Agar Late Na Ho To Waiting Room Ka Kya Fayda?

139.Ha ha ha ha hha ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh hee he he ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI...ha ha ho ho.

140.Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.Mile mujhe, mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aye. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.

141.